dainik bhaskar.com | Aug 10, 2012, 12:41PM IST
Radha- Because I wanted to see how long I sleep!
A funny accountant visits a museum with Aashu.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20
Aashu: Amazing! Where did you get this exact
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide
told me that the painting was 500 years old. I
have added my 20 days to it.
Vishnu: Why do you close your
eyes while playing the piano?
Mahesh: I can't see the agony of
Teacher : What is an island?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded
by water except on one side.
Teacher : On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top !
Sudesh to Lawyer:
What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
Sudesh: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What
is your third question?