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Jokes & Riddles

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Teacher: "What are

you drawing, honey?"

Ria: "A picture of

God."

Teacher: "But no one

knows what God looks

like."

Ria: "People will know

when I'm ﬁ nished with

this."

Kid caught stealing fruits from neighbour

Neighbour : You always steal our fruits, I

am going to tell your Dad. Where is he?

Kid : Over there

Neighbour : Where?

Kid : Trying to Climb the Mango tree.

Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your

face? I can see what you had for breakfast

this morning?

Steven: What was it?

Teacher: Eggs.

Steven: No sir. That was what I ate yesterday.

Dad: Jim, I asked your

teacher already, and now I

ask you the same question.

Who is the laziest in your

class?

Jim: Hmmm?…………I don't

know, Daddy.

Dad: Oh, of course you

know! Think twice! Who

sits in the class and only

watches when other

students are working and

writing?

Jim: Our teacher, Dad.

Riddle This!

1- Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?

2- What starts with \e\ ends with \e\ and contains only one

letter?

3- What has eyes but can't see?

4- What is always coming but never arrives?

5- What city has no people?

Electricity. 5. Tomorrow. 4- Potatoes. 3- An envelope!. 2- A mush room!. 1- ANSWER

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