Jokes & Riddles
you drawing, honey?"
Ria: "A picture of
Teacher: "But no one
knows what God looks
Ria: "People will know
when I'm ﬁ nished with
Kid caught stealing fruits from neighbour
Neighbour : You always steal our fruits, I
am going to tell your Dad. Where is he?
Kid : Over there
Neighbour : Where?
Kid : Trying to Climb the Mango tree.
Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your
face? I can see what you had for breakfast
Steven: What was it?
Steven: No sir. That was what I ate yesterday.
Dad: Jim, I asked your
teacher already, and now I
ask you the same question.
Who is the laziest in your
Jim: Hmmm?…………I don't
Dad: Oh, of course you
know! Think twice! Who
sits in the class and only
watches when other
students are working and
Jim: Our teacher, Dad.
1- Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
2- What starts with e ends with e and contains only one
3- What has eyes but can't see?
4- What is always coming but never arrives?
5- What city has no people?
Electricity. 5. Tomorrow. 4- Potatoes. 3- An envelope!. 2- A mush room!. 1- ANSWER