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Jokes & Riddles

dainikbhaskar.com | Jan 25, 2013, 11:11AM IST
Jokes & Riddles
Teacher: "What are 
you drawing, honey?"
Ria: "A picture of 
God."
Teacher: "But no one 
knows what God looks 
like." 
Ria: "People will know 
when I'm fi nished with 
this."
 
 
Kid caught stealing fruits from neighbour
Neighbour : You always steal our fruits, I 
am going to tell your Dad. Where is he?
Kid : Over there
Neighbour : Where?
Kid : Trying to Climb the Mango tree.
 
 
Teacher: Steven, why don't you wash your 
face? I can see what you had for breakfast
this morning?
Steven: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Steven: No sir. That was what I ate yesterday.
 
 
 
 
 
Dad: Jim, I asked your 
teacher already, and now I 
ask you the same question. 
Who is the laziest in your 
class?
Jim: Hmmm?…………I don't 
know, Daddy.
Dad: Oh, of course you 
know! Think twice! Who 
sits in the class and only 
watches when other 
students are working and 
writing?
Jim: Our teacher, Dad.
 
 
Riddle This!
 
 
 
1- Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?
2- What starts with e ends with e and contains only one 
letter?
3- What has eyes but can't see?
4- What is always coming but never arrives?
5- What city has no people?
 
Electricity. 5. Tomorrow.  4- Potatoes.  3- An envelope!.   2-  A mush room!.  1- ANSWER 
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